– May barbarians invade your personal space! Te precor dulcissime supplex! E-I-E-O. Foxey Quotes: A man can live simply or live with a woman but he cannot do both! Behold, the Louis C.K.s of ancient Rome. Do this:Submerge your head in the bath as well. Monstra mihi pecuniam! ", "Os et labra tibi lingit, Manneia, catellus: non miror, merdas si libet esse cani. E-I-E-I-O. – I have a catapult. ", "Bassa, you were in fact a fucker (of women). Your email address will not be published. Perge! ", "But stay at home, and prepare yourself for nine back-to-back fuckings. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. Famous funny poems exude wit, cleverness, and sometimes irony to keep readers on their toes and laughing out loud. Etiam capillus unus habet umbram– Enen one hair has a shadow. Cur cista non uteris? Noli habere bovis, vir – Don’t have a cow, man! Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum– Garbage in, garbage out. My wife will kill me! ", "Zoilus, why do you pollute the bathBy plunging your ass into it? California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. – You can say that again. Aio! With a moo here, and a moo moo here. Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte? – I forgot to polish the clocks! – You can say that again. 1116 Latin Haikus Poem by John Knight. – God, look at the time! Parve leves capiunt animos – Small things effect light minds. – Seen any good movies lately? So without further ado, let us take a gander at 30 ancient Roman Latin phrases and sayings you should know. My success was due to at least two intentional practices: 1) approaching the … Continue reading "Teaching Latin Poetry" A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper – A boar is often held by a not large dog. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Feles mala! Interdum modo elabitur – Oh! Funny Love Poems There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". – I hate Astroturf. Every word in this poem is one syllable—and it goes on much longer than this! More! ", "Mentula tam magna est, tantus tibi, Papyle, nasus // ut possis, quotiens arrigis, olfacere. To give a taste I offer some Latin Haikus for your enjoyment. Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? You will probably find that just as the rhyme makes the poem easier to remember in Latin, your English poem will be all the more memorable if you fashion it as a rhyming couplet or a rhyming quatrain. Obsessed with travel? Te audire no possum. Was I speaking Latin again? SEVENTEEN ANCIENT POEMS Translated from Greek and Latin by Thomas McEvilley. Plus! You dare to rub together two pussies, and your clitoris plays the role of a male. Bécquer was a well-respected figure of the Spanish Romanticism and despite his short life that was ended by tuberculosis, he was productive enough to make us all fall in love. You don't have to learn every word, but you can teach yourself some funny Latin phrases to keep the language alive. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. Laborare non amo – I do not like to work. – I am the master of universe! —Catullus, poem 16, directed at two men who think Catullus is "girly" because he writes love poems. Tua mater tam antiqua ut linguam latinam loquatur – Your mother is so old, she speaks Latin. Read John Knight poem:Latin is a very beautiful concise and poetical language. – That’s nothing–in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. – How now, brown cow? EPC Digital Library. Inter se geminos audes committere cunnos mentiturque uirum prodigiosa Venus. (NSFW language. When they go out drinking and whoring, I’ll certainly want a piece of that action myself. Works of classical Latin poetry.. For medieval Latin poems, see Category:Medieval Latin literature or Category:Latin-language Christian hymns.. Subcategories. Did you nail my sandals to the floor? Gramen artificiosum odi. Latin phrases don't get much more iconic than "alea iacta est," or "the die is cast," an expression reportedly uttered by Julius Caesar as he crossed Italy's Rubicon river with his army.